Here we go…
DAD NOT GOING TO ROYAL WEDDING
… Suffered Heart Attack Days Ago
“And, Thomas says, he suffered a heart attack 6 days ago but checked himself out of the hospital so he could attend the wedding. He’s now decided not to go because he doesn’t want to embarrass the Royal Family or his daughter.”
Thank you, Mary, but okay to drive up the coast to LA and drop off flowers and a card. Let’s not forget, he brought Nyquil, gas X, a bucket of chicken, happy meal, yahoo. All this after a heart attack, the Heineken a pack of smokes too.