Working for the Duchess of Sussex must be one of the most glamorous jobs, so how surprising to discover that she’s apparently struggling to hold on to key staff members.
Shot in the dark: bitch
I can disclose that Meghan’s personal assistant has quit suddenly, just six months after the American actress married into the Royal Family.
‘It’s a real shock,’ a source tells me.
she is a bitch don’t ya know
‘Why would she want to leave such a prestigious job so soon?’
MM was sucking the life out of her
A Kensington Palace spokesman declines to comment on the departure of the PA, whose name is given only as Melissa. However, in a highly unusual move, a Palace source has been authorised to pay tribute to her.
LMAO, good for them
‘Melissa is a hugely talented person,’ the source says. ‘She played a pivotal role in the success of the Royal Wedding and will be missed by everyone in the Royal Household.’
melissa was quoted saying, I’ll call you, please don’t ever call me again! I’m joking, she is currently in therapy after working for that buttmunch
Melissa had to deal with the traumatic build-up to Meghan and Prince Harry’s wedding in May, in which the Duchess’s father, Thomas Markle, gave a running commentary to journalists on the likelihood of his attending the ceremony.
Yep, so did all us, we should get together at an all-inclusive in the Bahamas so we can sit on the beach and sing kumbaya, more like🤬 Markle!
thank you to snobmuch