Anon and today’s guilty pleasure

I have noticed that whenever MM’s face and headlines appear on the front of certain magazines that the following notorious people are inserted nearby: Casey Anthony (several times), Scott Peterson and People listed Ted Bundy recently. There has to be a reason for this.
Are you serious?  My husband bought me a National Enquirer, I was in shocked but let’s take a look at the cover.
Sirhan Sirhan was framed, I escaped Ted Bundy twice!  Sharon Osbourne had Tourette’s, WHAT, No, No
and Al Pacino has stomach cancer, oh no.
The big headline is  Harry Confesses to William: IT’S HELL AT  HOME!  I bet it is, and it goes on to say “This was the BIGGEST MISTAKE of my life,” Jesus they have a two-page spread on this!
Meghan’s complaining about hygiene at the hospital which we all know that’s bullshit!  They stated MM said Heads will roll whoever booked her there.
Meghan Markle is lopsided with Harry in tow
This is juicy, and they claim Harry rushed into William for advice after realizing he rushed into a toxic marriage with a yoga-crazed former actress. 🙀
Insiders revealed QEII  plans to smooth things over between the woefully mismatched couple.
MM long strings of public humiliations and private demands have forced Harry to confess his life has become a nightmare, Wow!  Harry was caught drinking with pals at a London pub on Jan 30th, (we already heard)and he looked stressed out!  Neghan was nowhere to be seen. He apparently told William he’s tired of the PR gaffes, her demands to be surrounded by celebrities and her ignorance for protocol the source spilled.
Harry blubbered that being with Meghan has already become a chore, complaining the diva duchess had the audacity to ty to micromanage the lifestyle of a prince!
Harry even whined that he was exhausted by endless crisis management he’s been forced to deal with!
Insiders say he is embarrassed by Meghan feuding with William and Kate. Harry wants back into the fold!
William will speak to the Queen on Harry’s behalf and put an end to the sideshow, but the Queen will give Meghan her finale warning.
So do we believe it? Or is this full of 💩💩I think there some truth to this.
Thank you anon, that was fun, today guilty pleasure brought you by the National Enquirer. 🌸😎


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British Royal watcher since 1981. An admirer of beautiful things, and people. Retired to Florida. Opinionated, Empathic. Former Restaurant/Bar manager and Insurance agent. Learning Social Media for the over 50 crowds. Everyone is welcome

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