PRINCE HARRY appeared to make a “tactless” jibe directed at Prince William and Kate Middleton in Meghan Markle’s Vogue edition amid an ongoing alleged feud between the royal couples, a commentator claimed.
Of course, it was poking the bear! They are tacky and jealous they aren’t allowed to rule the world, thank goodness!
MEGHAN MARKLE, Duchess of Sussex, is believed to be considering writing a children’s book and sources suggest it could be based around her love of a very special animal.
MM, are you pushing the kid’s book on how to abandon your rescue dogs for a man? Wait, it could be a color forms MM stick-on set for gender-neutral kids??
Imagine Meghan being immortalized in vinyl with interchangeable Givenchy clothes?
Parts include rescue dogs, Archie in a flour sack, change the babies diapers, Harry with a shock collar, private jets, helicopters, the peasants picking up plastic straws.
Fabulous A-listers sold separately, of course. A ghosting jail featuring Piers Morgan and your best friend, Ninaki Priddy! Sets for over 18 yo include love scenes from suits and tossing salads.
How about a this for Christmas, oh I mean the festive season, god forbid I wouldn’t want to piss people off with exclusion.
A Magic Meghan Markle Mirror with your image that says I’m the fairest of them all, not Kate! I love me! Comes with a wig so little boys (him) and girls (her) or they and them can look just like you! Bonus while supplies last! A tub of bronzer with Sparkle Markle dust!
Pregnancy sets not including and still in development: one moon bump, sympathy vest with working boobs for harry *he’s so progressive!