This article was irresistible to me! Boohoo, you miss LA and you want three houses to do your work? What work?  Tanning? lay about and do Yoga moves?  Oh, Meg and Harry, you must so exhausted after the whine and cheese tour. Oh Dear me, you deserve a 10 million pound house in LA so you will become a resident to which she can divorce Harry and take it all.

Harry, you deserve everything you get. stop being woke and wake up!