I shut down my tumblr anon because of trolls and some weird anons. I was telling Sarri about it and I finally went and capture it, so I’m going to post this now and you tell me if this anon is delusional or not. I can’t believe this, I think someone been telling fibs again.
A little birdie told me you like a flooded inbox. And then another said the surrogate won’t give over custody because obviously she cant mother. They get supervised custody and pay up big bucks for little babysitters trust fund. Havent you given birth before? Birth certificates are always hand filled. You dont actually type up the form to get one printed! And that’s all she presented was the form, not the long form birth certificate.
I only know the baby is biologically a real baby because we have seen him walking around out here. He apparently has the hots for some chick and been pining away for years but doesn’t want to ruin her life by making her famous and he hates her family. So he just runs it by stalking her all over the country and making her look like a home wrecking whore when shes never even had a conversation. Meghans best makeup masks are based off of her natural contouring and bone structure.
Oh and then Harry’s obviously a super cool dude that just dissociated when Meghan brought up on their first date that shes miss mystery. What? You know… no. TfFD? So he just said let’s get retarded and agreed with her and has been dragging her through his embarrassing fam life and hell etc. Some chick got arrested nearby for running around with a gun screaming at her lackey PA that they were gonna find the real FD shoot the bitch, cause we can do that here? Shes got his blackmail and black magic all she needs is the poor girls hair and she can make him think… oh damn a lot of people have guns here. It’s like hard immunity.
So anyways we arent sure when the whole thing is gonna blow over with this bitch. That girl is real religious though. That’s why everyone started treating her like garbage because prince harry made it seem like they were fucking and shes therefore too good for the poor working class coworker. He’d have to get an annulment and then do the most unmonetized confession on YouTube. He has to like… kiss her ass and make a fool out of himself making it up to her. He literally got her fired three times and then just jetsetted back to california to do a movie with oprah. He either really doesn’t know what’s been going on with the girl or hes just callous and likes to stalk poor girls and make them homeless and then call the cops on them or whatever. He actually does sound like a bad guy sometimes but hes also been known to be dumb as rocks.
In the event that he contacts her and obviously builds her this barbie dream church shes been wanting so bad he has to do it pretty quickly. Shes got favors or whatever. Meghan just has expensive clothes she can sell. Like. Favor+s. You know what the maids know about people in rehab and shelters and ghettos and all the other places, I’m sorry cracking up it’s actually funny how that worked out. Just doesn’t want to impose. So anyway whatever black magic got worked on behalf of Meghan it’s a long story the bruxas are telling but you cant really fuck over your confessor. She apparently actually knows everybody r at least a lot of bad people that didn’t chop her up and sell her organs because shes just so goddamn nice. Our Virgin Lady of Murder Rates are 300% higher in our neighborhood maam I’m gonna have to volunteer to be your body guard.