IF ONLY MEGHAN THE MOOCHER’S EARLIER UK ‘HUSTLE’ TRIPS HAD BEEN SUCCESSFUL

WE WOULD ALL HAVE BEEN SPARED HER B-MOVIE ‘INDEPENDENCE DAY’ DRAMA, THE DISASTROUS EN-LUSTMENT OF PRINCE HARRY, AND THE RESULTING POTENTIAL GLOBAL SLOW-MOTION ‘CAR CRASH’ DERISIVE DESTRUCTION OF THE MONARCHY…

 

Meghan Markle’s UK ‘Hustle’ Trips To Land Made In Chelsea Gig And Reality TV Boyfriend
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/meghan-markles-uk-hustle-trips-16201315

“She told me she wanted to be on an English reality TV show and that she wanted an English boyfriend,” Lizzie said.

 

“She set her sights on Made In Chelsea and worked hard to get in with that crowd. She said that she could only be in Suits for so long and that Hollywood was a really brutal place. She had not made a breakthrough, and said she would feel at home in London.”

I remember this one, she knew she was washed up in Hollywood. Enty said she set her sites on a rich European husband.

“We were having a chat and then she said: ‘Do you know any famous guys? I’m single and I really love English men.’ So I said: ‘We’ll go out and find you someone.'”

Corey Vitello, MM live-in boyfriend didn’t know she was doing this.

She’d become good friends with MIC’s Millie Mackintosh and her co-star Jessica Woodley.

Allegedly, MM slept with Millie’s boyfriend for an introduction to Harry.

Lizzie – who met her on that trip – said: “She was hoping to get a role on the show. She had also got to know TV presenter Natalie Pinkham and Bidders — Adam Bidwell — who was a friend of Harry’s from that trip to Vegas.”

Busy bee getting around all of Harry’s friends, moving in for the kill. 

“She still wasn’t much more successful in Hollywood terms and was setting her sights on coming here to live if she could. She wanted it bad, and she did still want an English boyfriend.”

 

And her dream came true when she met Prince Harry on that very trip.

 

However, those she’d met along the way – including Lizzie and Millie – didn’t score an invite to her big day, with Lizzie claiming, “She ditched everyone.”

Thank you snarky Anon, 🥰

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Despite His Desire To Be ‘Independent’ Some Day, How Long Will Hypocritical Harry And His Mooching Wife Continue To Contentedly Sponge Off The British (And Now Canadian?) Taxpayers – And Off His ‘Easy Touch’ And Over-Accomodating Dad?

Oh, right. Until they ‘make enough cash’ and can afford to pay for ‘some’ of their own protection or are on ‘commercial jobs’ ‘?

Meanwhile, buoyed by Harry’s not-insignificant fortune and her own tidily substantial nest egg, Meghan appears to be temporarily transforming herself for public consumption, like an ex-Royal chameleon, into ‘St. Meghan’, the virtuous protector of innocent Archie and the sole salvation of ‘oppressed’ Harry.

That’s when she’s not busy being Meghan, The Opportunistic Entrepreneurial Hustler.

Harry’s left an interesting and potentially rewarding life, a supportive Family and an historic institution, which offered him the opportunity to be a great force for good, for this cheap change?

Many suspect that all he really has to look forward to now are dreary days of moping around after his tinsel-sparkly, celebrity attention-demanding wife, watching cartoons (especially the upcoming HBO Max One they both appear to have unexpectedly helped managed to inspire on the Royal Family and themselves), and await the next big dramatic announcement that his saintly but ever-ambitious wife may soon be planning to direct at HIM – perhaps accompanied by his ring back in the mail (or ‘the post’, as the Brits say)…?

-oOo-

INGRID SEWARD Queen Read The Nation’s Mood Well On Harry And Meghan And Played A Blinder

Thank you oOo, I’m looking forward to more snarky anons. 

Anon Said: UNVERIFIED REPORT: “ENRAGED DUCHESS OF WELLNESS ‘WILL HANDLE HER OWN SECURITY, THANK YOU!'”

A totally unreliable source has let slip that the glamorously overweight Duchess of Grifting is currently shaking with barely-concealed rage over the arguments being raised by a Canadian taxpayer group against spending any Canadian taxpayer money at all on hers and her hanger-on husbands security.

And the news that 80,000 Canadians had actually had the gall to have signed a petition to that effect reportedly sent her into a howling paroxysm of fury

“Don’t they have anything better to do?”, she allegedly screamed maniacally, “Like joining in my war with that freeloading Kate Queenie Consort wannabe by signing up to my Twitter account?”

Concerned staff members reportedly immediately recognized this as a severe and debilitating case of envy-driven projection and hastily tried to calm her, only allegedly to be met with a barrage of flying tableware.

The Duke of Victimhood reportedly promptly fled to his room, having allegedly experienced this type of volcanic emotional eruption numerous times before, and allegedly cowered there in quivering terror until his wife was finally reportedly tasered unconscious by his own security detail and some semblance of peace was restored.

Alarmed staffers at the mansion have reportedly since managed to tactfully deflect her alleged angry demands that they join the Duchess in an emergency excursion to Victoria to buy an air rifle and a crossbow, but were allegedly alarmed to later find her reportedly trying to buy an expensive super-alloy catapult on Kijiji.

“If those damn photographers can’t get the shots they are supposed to get, with the right lighting and angles, I’ll deal with them directly”, she is reported to have screamed, allegedly furiously asserting that “I’ll handle this myself in my own way!”

“Let the Mounties stick to ‘getting their man’ somewhere else” she reportedly hissed, allegedly adding “I’ll deal once and for all with these useless paparazzi!”

Having reportedly watched the treatment the Duchess has allegedly handed out to the Prince of Victimhood over the years, the paparazzi have reportedly fearfully and hastily decamped to a neighboring bar temporarily until the local Mounties can get the volatile situation under full control and once again ensure their safety in carrying out the Duchess’s allegedly previously-agreed photographic demands.

This shocking report and its totally unreliable allegations, though entirely plausible to some, has yet to be verified. Reporters allegedly currently also barricaded in the bar are reportedly reluctant to venture out and do so at this point and are allegedly busily fortifying their courage indoors.

These allegations and claims appear to be purely satirical.

 

LMAO! 

Anon Said: “How could we have known” Really Hillary?

Hillary Clinton Defends Ties to Harvey Weinstein: ‘How Could We Have Known?’
By TOBIAS HOONHOUT

Hillary Clinton defended her past association with disgraced Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein in an interview released Tuesday, suggesting she would not have taken the thousands in donations to her 2016 campaign if she had “known what we know now.”

“How could we have known? He raised money for me, for the Obamas, for Democrats in general,” Clinton told The Hollywood Reporter when asked if she had any regrets about her association with Weinstein. “And that at the time was something that everybody thought made sense. And of course, if all of us had known what we know now, it would have affected our behavior.”

Weinstein donated the maximum amount possible for an individual contributor to Clinton in both the 2016 Democratic primary and the general election, which Clinton said in 2017 that she would donate to charity after allegations of sexual misconduct broke against the Hollywood producer. FEC records show that Weinstein has raised over $2.3 million for Democratic causes in his career.

Actress Lena Dunham and journalist Tina Brown have both said they informed Clinton’s 2016 presidential campaign of Weinstein’s sexual misconduct and warned them not to associate with him or accept his donations.

“I just want you to let you know that Harvey’s a rapist and this is going to come out at some point,” Dunham recalled telling deputy director of communications Kristina Schake.

Clinton apparently ignored the warnings, having dinner with Weinstein just weeks after her electoral defeat.

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Investigative journalist Ronan Farrow revealed in October that his work to expose Weinstein made Clinton and her staff “nervous,” and that she canceled an in-person interview after she found out he was working to expose Weinstein.

“Harvey Weinstein was one of Hillary Clinton’s big Hollywood bundlers, he brought in a lot of money for her, they were friends, and it was a personal moment of gut punch to me, like so many of these plot twists in this book, where people that I thought would report that kind of reporting, actually were very leery of it,” Farrow said.

Thank you anon, 🥰

Anon Said: MM and her people are liars

“According to NBC News, the law firm Schillings Partners said that a paparazzo hid in the bushes and spied on Markle to get the photos, which were taken Monday. And while the former actress has a grin on her face in the published pictures, she did not agree to have her picture taken, deeming it “harassment.” It also said that paparazzi have been camped outside where the couple is staying in Canada (Harry joined his family on Tuesday after finalizing “Megxit” plans) and taking photos with telephoto lenses.”

They didn’t spy on her, she has a deal with them and like the article says she had a grin on her face. Playing victim again so that PH can play hero who rescues her. She did the same thing when PH announced that they’re dating. That the paparazzi harass her in Canada and other nonsense.

😹😹😹😹Thanks Anon!

Anon said: This Is Totally FALSE AND UNTRUE…!

‘DUKE OF VICTIMHOOD DARES OWNER(S) OF MEGA-MILLION LUXURY MANSION TO EVICT HIM OR TO SEND IN THE BAILIFFS’

* Duke of Victimhood, prompted by the Duchess of Grifting, dares the owner(s) of the over-the-top splendiferous mansion they are currently staying in for free to ‘just try’to ever evict them!

* Claims that they are Internationally Recognized Homeless Persons with ‘no independent income’ of their own, and that they therefore have ‘a sovereign right’ to ‘squat’ in the unused luxury property for as long as they wish.

* Duke warns that they now have their own ‘crew’ of armed professionals guarding them, well-paid by ‘sympathizers’ through ‘voluntary extortion’, so any attempt to send in the bailiffs or to serve eviction notices would ‘not be wise’.

* Warns that ever-watching papp photographers will also instantly photograph and flash around the world any forcible and unfeeling attempts to remove these globally-appreciated elephant-loving part-time wildlife rescuers.

* Duke says that if the owner(s) want to haggle over petty details like ‘rent’, they should talk to his Dad – although he warns that his Dad is also now ‘perilously skint’ at this point, too, though ‘not actually homeless himself’! ‘Anyway’, he added, ‘Since my Grandmother virtually owns the entire country, there’s no real issue here, is there?’

* Duke of Victimhood, with the Duchess’s loving encouragement, has now taken to calling himself ‘Henry IX’, to emphasize their unjustly and now-lost ‘right’ to Royal status.

* Says owner(s) of the property should be grateful that he and Duchess of Grifting ‘have deigned’ to make this palatial mansion the ‘epicentre’ of their ‘plan to awaken the world’. Says that they may also ‘make a few bucks’ in the process, so they might be able to chip in towards things like ‘the electricity bill’ sometime in the future.

* Duke thanks the Duchess of Grifting for her devoted love, careful planning, high-powered ‘connections’ and steely determination, which finally enabled both of them to ‘make this dash for freedom and to restore our crushed souls’.

* Reminds disappointed owner(s) of the magnificent mansion, who had perhaps expected at least some ‘benefits’ on the side from the yachting Duchess, that ‘Nothing in life is free – except when it’s for us!’ and advises them to ‘just suck it up’, as he was forced to when virtually enslaved by his previous ‘oppressive’ and ‘toxic’ situation.

* Excuses himself abruptly and withdraws at her urging for some skillful ‘relaxing and re-bonding time’ with the dexterous Duchess.

…Thank goodness the Press would never stoop to reporting such salacious, obvious and unfounded fabrications!

Thanks!

Anon Said: MM is deranged

So MM is now suing the press for the staged paparazzi pictures. Okay. It’s a bit like when she sued the Mail for publishing the letter for her father even though it was her and her friends started it with talking to People Magazine. She’s fake as f*ck. She is the one who always causes trouble, and then when she is not happy with the result she’s using PH and his lawyers to threaten people/outlets. This woman is deranged and has a lot of issues, no one can tell me that she’s mentally okay. The media she likes to use and sue will finish her and reveal everything when she files for divorce from PH.

Yep, splash news is her go-to paps. I wonder what she told Harry?  Oh, they just showed up in the woods, and I couldn’t help but pose. After all, Harry, I’m a model. 

Meghan Markle is going to drive him insane!  Harry is not going to know which is up or down. 

She is going to lie through those choppers with glee!  Meghan is a malignant narcissist. She is going to take great joy in taken him down and running with the loot. It’s a long game con. 

Thank you anon, 🤬

Anon Said: THE PRESS WON’T REPORT THIS BECAUSE IT SIMPLY ISN’T TRUE…!

‘Duke Of Victimhood And Duchess Of Grifting Are Finally Reunited In Canada’

* Duke of Victimhood disappointed that Duchess of Grifting didn’t lavish him with praise over his surprise me-too ‘I didn’t get what I wanted (and they done me wrong!)’ weepy speech at his final event in London.

* Duke felt he had mastered the technique employed by the Duchess of practicing his ‘stifled sobs’ and ‘tearing-up moments’ in front of a mirror for maximum emotional impact.

* Duke Was ‘shocked’ and disappointed that such exquisitely evocative Thespian brilliance had merely resulted in further ‘toxic’ descriptions of him as being a ‘spoiled and impulsive cry-baby’.

* Duke was actually offering the Queen and the rest of the Royal Family a final opportunity to admit their error and rush back to him in their shamed desire to apologize and restore his right to wear his ‘fabulous’ military uniforms again.

* ‘Bearded’ Duke feels this final superb ‘back-hander’ performance should have rightfully earned the admiration of his yachting Duchess.

* Duke disappointed that Duchess, far from welcoming him with lavish applications of the much-loved and much-missed ‘Shanghai Grip’, now barely remembers him.

A sexual technique, allegedly mastered by the American divorcée Wallis Simpson, that ‘makes a match-stick feel like a cigar’. …

* Enraged Duchess strongly suspects that Palace ‘accidentally’ amended her title to that of a ‘divorced’ woman to deliberately steal the thunder from the next big announcement she was planning to spring on the world.

* Duchess ingenuously floats the idea that Duke might like to ‘stay in Vancouver for a while’ while she moves back to Toronto to build a life, businesses and a circle of friends’ that they can both enjoy ‘later’.

* Distraught Duke feels that she’s taking her Canadian clothes out of their temporary storage only to put him into even-shorter temporary storage.

Or is it true….

 

Great Gossip! LOL

I could believe that