I would like the curious house chardonnay, please.
Madame, can you tell which way to the loo?
Can you get me some of those canapes, please?
Do you have a *whispers* tampon? I see you won’t be needing any for a while.
Oh lord, how do you cocktail in those?
Working you right until the end, I see.
oh good lord your bump has dropped, did your water break? should I call the medic?
Thank you, anon…