Attached below is an article that was posted about 2 hours ago on msn.
The article, as I’m sure you have guessed, is of course about Sparkles. Once again the unstoppable painful diarrhea that is her PR team is clogging up our news feeds with useless rhetoric regarding how MM is two steps away from solving world peace and world hunger all the while torturing her spine to prove she is pregnant.
This new vomit inducing waste of ink is such a stretch of actual journalism I almost feel sorry for the author. Almost, but not quite because she has inflicted this retched piece of fluff with zero point, upon us, the helpless victims.
I will paraphrase for those who don’t want to waste 5 minutes of your life you will never get back!
The $12,000 Tattoo Pendant necklace MM wore to her New Zealand evening event is supposedly a brilliant move on her part. The designer of the necklace, Jessica McCormack (another JM hmmm…) based the collection on the Ta Moko (I’m missing the -over the a I know) tattooed. The tattoos traditionally represent different Maori tribes and different tattoo patterns have distinct meanings. That’s cool, props to the new JM. However after reading this dreadful piece of trash, I realized that no where in the entire article does it actually mention what the meaning is behind this particular necklace! WTF!?
MM is getting praise because she sported a $12,000 piece of jewelry that apparently is supposed to have meaning but yet none can be found. Why exactly is this a good thing!? $12,000…dear lord has she no shame!?