Much of the vitriol and leaks about A (alliterate one) are coming from B’s (pedophile and lover of them) camp.  C (on again/off again ex of B and apparently at least once orally serviced the dead pedophile) is still livid about various grudges relating to A’s pregnancy announcement and D’s (offspring of B&C who spent time with the pedophile, but not as much as D’s sibling) wedding. C has been slowly edging her way back into the family with the hope of remarriage once E (racist old guy who, much like Larry King will seemingly live forever) kicks the bucket.  All this scandal isn’t helping that cause.  Keeping the focus on A’s antics also keeps it off B.  C contributed anon tips for the foreign television show that trashed A.

The state of F’s (sibling of B who never makes the news) marriage is in the trash. Apparently she’s gone full cougar and is having a dalliance with a younger man.  Like father like daughter.

G ( A’s husband/frequent excuse maker for flying in private jets/privates holding after a wild party/secret parent to a child who was born in Vegas, but now apparently lives in North Carolina) and H (Bald guy who sure does look like a dear friend of his mother. I’m pretty sure everyone in the family looks like each other though after all these generations of reproducing with your second cousin) are barely speaking H’s wife wants another baby just to take her mind off her cheating husband, but hasn’t wanted to have sex with her husband to conceive.

The boss is aware of all of the above and is happy to let A (aka Wallis A’s last name is what she is being called) The boss also believes that C is responsible for B being hooked up with the pedophile in the first place, since there has been a constant and decades long scrounge for money to pay C’s bills. I would blame it on the madam for the introduction who B wanted to have sex with everyday or threesomes anyway.

A: Meghan Markle
B: Prince Andrew
C: Sarah, Duchess of York
D: Princess Eugenie 
E: Prince Philip
F: Anne, Princess Royal
G: Prince Harry 
H: Prince William (King Juan Carlos of Spain) (Kate Middleton) 
BOSS: Queen Elizabeth 
MADAM: Ghislaine Maxwell